lipglosskaz:

We will always end up…..here.

lipglosskaz:

We will always end up…..here.

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

germanystuck:

the worst feeling is when one of your friends brings up a kink that you kinda like but then they’re like “IDK WHY PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING THAT’S WEIRD” and you just (sweats quietly)

concupiscence66:

littleredchucks:

Boosh Boys Eyeliner Scale: which look shall I choose today?

If I start at Noel, there’s always a good chance I’ll look like Dave after a day of carelessly rubbing my eyes.

concupiscence66:

littleredchucks:

Boosh Boys Eyeliner Scale: which look shall I choose today?

If I start at Noel, there’s always a good chance I’ll look like Dave after a day of carelessly rubbing my eyes.

lonelystiles:

One day you’re going to be watching a TV Show/Movie about two codependent characters and a snarky character is introduced so you know they’re going to say something like ‘Bonnie to your Clyde’ or ‘Mickey to your Mallory’ but instead they’re going to say 'Sam to your Dean'

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